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2019 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto a slow-moving ceiling fan instead of the choir.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
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2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
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2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
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2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
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2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
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2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
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2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
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2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red03/18/2006 20:48It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Memento_Guy09/25/2007 17:54Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball06/29/2009 05:32Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Cow_And_Chicken04/23/2008 08:24Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Heathers_Winona04/09/2000 21:52Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan12/13/2005 02:26Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@True_Story_Neil01/16/2013 08:08True story! I was there!
@Tablet_User_1007/16/2013 03:39Tapping my way to a good mood.

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