Why was the Bulls’ locker room tense? Because Jerry Krause wanted to trade Scottie, and MJ basically said, “If he goes, I go to the golf course permanently.”
Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »
2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" Champions League Format
Why were we still confused? Because in 2025, nobody actually knew...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
Why were the fans so happy? Because they were testing the right t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Victor Wembanyama "MVP" Talk
Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »
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Why were the WNBA ratings still higher than the moon? Because she...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
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Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
I’ll be back... to read this again.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!