Why did the other F1 drivers even show up? Because Michael Schumacher was so fast in his Benetton that they thought he was using a cheat code from a SEGA Genesis.
Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.