2001 Classic: The Satellite Phone Craze

Why did every officer want one? To call home from the middle of a desert and complain that the “Tactical Internet” is still slower than a 1996 modem.

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@DotCom_Survivor04/12/2012 11:59I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Floppy_Fanatic04/27/2011 01:36Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Broadband_Newbie07/18/2005 20:53Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Butthead_Uhhh02/23/1999 02:40Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Afk_For_Laughs04/10/2001 03:12Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Grammar_Nazi_9906/30/1995 15:46Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!