Why was the tourist nervous? He had a slight fever from a sunburn and was afraid the airport “heat camera” would put him in a 14-day cage.
Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition
In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hyperloop
Why did the 500-mile trip take 20 minutes? Because gravity is ju...read more »
44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition
In 1996, travel was caught between two worlds. You still carried ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Currency
Why did the traveler pay with a "Digital Hug"? Because he was in...read more »
2025 Archive: The Starlink Roaming
Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Concierge
Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Romance
Why was the backpacker dating his phone? Because the AI "travel ...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition
In 2007, the travel world shifted. We were still carrying our hea...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition
In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Meta-Tourism
Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Soundtrack
Why was the traveler's life so dramatic? Because his "Mood-Earbu...read more »
The Travel Agent
A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »
The Airplane Food
Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!