I’m a beach. I’m just “sandy” claws.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!