Why did Putin go to Syria in 2015? To prove that “Counter-Terrorism” is a lot easier when you define “Terrorist” as “Anyone who isn’t on the government’s side.”
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
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Actually, it IS a cool story!