Why the 100,000 troops near Ukraine in April? Just to see if the “New Administration” in DC was paying attention (they were).
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Jam"? Because between GPS, Drones, an...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Laser" Point-Defense
Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »
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33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Cyber" Awareness 2024
Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »
32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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Brutally funny! Keep them coming.