Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are the duo I didn’t know I needed, mostly because I can only understand half of what either of them says.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!