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2016 Archive: The Rodrigo Duterte Election

Why did the Philippines elect “The Punisher”? Because they decided that “Law and Order” was better if it came with a side of “No Due Process.”

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness09/16/2004 22:07I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@G_I_Joe_Real12/02/1998 14:55And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Weird_Science_G09/19/2003 12:45We created a monster... of a joke!
@Badger_Badger_M09/11/2000 06:59Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/31/2009 03:48My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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