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2013 Vintage: The Rise of ISIS

Why was 2013 a dark turning point? Because while the world was looking at tweets, a new brand of terror was building a “Caliphate” using high-def cameras and the chaos of the Syrian desert.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba09/14/2003 22:03Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Web_Master_Flex03/02/2013 00:20I am adding this to my links page right now.
@MP3_Encoder10/27/2013 16:25128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Daria_Morg12/12/2002 21:34My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@CatDog_Alone08/13/2002 03:50One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Ninja_Turtle_R09/24/2014 18:15Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Pretty_In_Pink04/05/2010 00:22Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Party_On_Garth04/10/2010 05:00I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan07/17/1997 03:40Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/21/2003 16:49My fist is clenched... with joy!

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