Why did Leonardo DiCaprio eat raw bison liver? Because he knew that if he suffered enough on camera, the Academy would finally feel too guilty to give the Oscar to anyone else.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!