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2015 Classic: The Revenant Commitment

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio eat raw bison liver? Because he knew that if he suffered enough on camera, the Academy would finally feel too guilty to give the Oscar to anyone else.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
Why Bill Skarsgård? For a remake that proved that even after 100 ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a pa...read more »
2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
Why Adam Driver? For proving that he can play any Italian man of ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »

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36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_Will11/25/2007 18:51Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Unix_Wizard06/24/2008 07:32sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Motherboard_Max06/27/1998 16:31This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Napster_Search03/30/1998 14:42Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Fight_Club_Member06/15/1997 10:53I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Donnie_Darko_8801/05/1997 02:05Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Brazil_Terry_G10/31/2014 22:19Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Mocking_Sponge07/01/2004 11:06mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Warcraft_Orc01/09/2014 00:39Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Mobile_Web_0112/27/2001 08:16Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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