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2006 Classic: The Retirement of Alan Greenspan

Why was “The Maestro” leaving the Fed? Because he figured it was better to quit while the housing bubble was still looking like a very sturdy castle.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color11/11/2001 14:03Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Fight_Club_Tyler08/02/1999 09:49The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Cyber_Security_X08/26/2012 14:17Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
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@Noob_Slayer_X04/26/2014 20:15Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Maplestory_Kid01/25/2012 11:04@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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