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2005 Vintage: The Resignation of David Blunkett

Why did the UK Home Secretary quit (again)? Because he proved that in politics, “fast-tracking” a visa for your lover’s nanny is the quickest way to find yourself on the slow track to unemployment.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/18/2004 03:22Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Titanic_Jack07/01/2013 14:24I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Zoolander_Derek08/05/1995 21:40What is this? A joke for ants?
@Incredibles_Dash08/01/2005 19:49That was super fast and super funny!
@Unix_Wizard03/19/1998 02:27sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@MP3_Encoder06/19/2011 14:15128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Nirvana_Teen07/17/2015 11:39Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Terran_Marine12/11/2009 03:25Go, go, go! More jokes!
@StrongBad_Mail12/22/2008 21:51I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Annoying_Orange08/02/2006 01:52Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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