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1995 Legacy: The “Red, White, and Blue” Jello

Why was it a staple in ’95? Because if the food doesn’t match the flag, is it even Independence Day?

Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Rebel11/08/2007 00:13I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Dark_Knight_Joker12/20/2005 18:47Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Cipher_Steak07/13/2004 02:13Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Snatch_Mickey01/15/2005 17:25Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Bill_Ted_Excell04/14/1996 20:23Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@YouTube_Beta_User02/02/2000 22:35I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Retro_End_User02/23/2010 18:23The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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