Why was it back? Because the “Unmanned” war is the only one that doesn’t need a “Status of Forces Agreement” to stay for dinner.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Saving the best laugh for last!