“I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to screw in this bulb!”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.