Why were Canadian politicians so stressed in October ’95? Because Quebec almost voted to leave, and nobody in Ottawa knew how to say “Please don’t go, we have maple syrup!” in French convincingly enough.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I see you... laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Equality for all jokes!