Why did Bill Clinton get a beeper in ’95? To make sure he was “Digitally Connected” to the nearest McDonald’s at all times.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
This humor took me to new heights!
You must construct additional laughs!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!