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2003 Archive: The Potato

 I’m a “couch” potato—literally.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club12/06/2011 03:48A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/30/2002 03:00They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Harry_Potter_Ron02/25/2001 22:55Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Trinity_Matrix02/13/1997 12:54Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Project_Mayhem05/18/2004 02:53Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@CatDog_Alone06/23/2008 05:20One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Speed_Racer_Go10/08/2011 02:39Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Frame_Set_Wizard10/13/2009 04:41I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Web_Crawler_9604/16/1995 14:12Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@About_Dot_Com04/23/2014 14:08The human guide to online humor.

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