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2005 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe

The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2005 “Podcasting Pastors, Myspace Ministries & Razr Phone Blessings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready08/24/2008 09:04If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Pokemon_Blue05/31/2011 08:47Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@X-Gen_Mark11/10/2014 20:15This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@MIRC_Ghost08/02/1997 11:40Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Blade_Runner_201904/29/1996 10:04All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Butthead_Uhhh11/07/1999 18:42Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Digimon_Tamer11/02/2015 08:49My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Sixteen_Candles05/07/2002 12:16I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@AllYourBase_9910/08/1995 01:31All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Toolbar_Hater10/19/2012 18:42My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

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