Why were people shouting “Valor!”, “Mystic!”, or “Instinct!”? Because your choice of a virtual bird determined your social standing in the neighborhood.
Part of the 39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
In 2011, Halloween was a mix of epic finales and digital beginnin...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
3D laughs are the best!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?