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“The glass is a silent bell that rings with no sound.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

In 2013, the world was caught in a whirlwind of viral trends and ...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye08/21/2004 18:02Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Shrek_Ogrelord02/10/1997 19:34Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/05/1996 21:11A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Wrestling_Nut03/14/2012 14:56Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@CatDog_Alone10/06/2004 06:09One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Best_Viewed_IE402/25/2003 22:09Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@DMOZ_Volunteer06/07/2001 06:40Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Futurama_Fry_M05/18/2014 23:40Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Wall_Post_Hero08/05/1998 20:17Posting this to my own wall right now!