I’m “holding.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.