2005 Archive: The Plum

I’ve got a “juicy” story for my blog.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer10/12/1999 19:26Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Encarta_Explorer05/17/2000 13:13I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Fight_Club_Member07/24/2011 01:53I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Party_On_Garth03/12/2010 23:15I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Double_Rainbow_G04/28/2004 16:42What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Web_Counter_9906/20/2007 15:17I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@No_Way_Jose02/04/2006 05:03No way! That’s too much!