Why the disappointment? For a Tim Burton remake that proved that even with the best ape masks in history, a confusing ending can ruin a whole civilization.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.