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2020 Legacy: The Pill Logic

“Take this pill and don’t read the news for 24 hours.” “I’d rather have the virus.”

Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue04/22/2013 12:46Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Shrek_Ogrelord08/14/2010 18:46Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Bluetooth_Bot11/18/2005 09:09Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Snatch_Mickey10/10/2004 09:52Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/07/2008 07:29Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Metacrawler_X01/06/2014 09:13Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

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