2018 Vintage: The Pill Logic

“Take this pill and don’t look at a ‘Smart-TV’ for 6 hours.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

@Msdos_Expert03/15/2013 02:00DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Baywatch_Runner01/03/2008 09:56Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Myspace_First_Friend05/10/2004 13:11I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Iron_Man_Tony09/30/2014 07:53I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@C++_Dev_9801/27/2007 16:06I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@E_T_Phone_Home02/15/1998 15:07E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Step_Brothers_B02/22/2005 04:47Did we just become best friends? Yup!