2008 Vintage: The Phone

She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a threat.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

In 2022, we were all obsessed with finding five-letter words and ...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »

I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom ...read more »

My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »

In 2013, the world was divided between people who couldn't stop s...read more »

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought w...read more »

Sound advice or just a repetitive cycle of humor?If you stand in ...read more »

Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parr...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro10/17/1998 22:39Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@SouthPark_Stan01/03/2011 12:19Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Gremlins_Gizmo01/01/1995 12:27Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/15/1999 01:28Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/20/2015 05:55My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Railgun_Sniper06/05/2010 01:39I saw that laugh coming from across the map.