2018 Vintage: The Pear

We’re a “fruitful” duo.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid09/08/2006 00:48Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Simpson_Quotes01/08/2014 22:19D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Brazil_Terry_G03/07/2008 07:00Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Rugrats_Tommy10/01/1995 10:22A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Mini_Me_Rocks03/18/2010 20:21... (Laughter in silence).

@Orange_Mocha_F12/09/2006 07:49Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Brick_Tamland_L09/19/1997 09:45I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Baxter_The_Dog06/22/1999 13:08Bark! (He says it’s funny).