Checking the coin return slot for quarters is the 1995 version of checking your bank balance.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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