1999 Archive: The Payphone

“I saw a payphone today.” “Did you use it?” “No, I just stood next to it to feel like I was in a movie from 1995.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

"I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »

"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »

"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »

In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »

Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »

A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »

"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »

"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »

@ModemWarrior09/15/2003 02:21I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Home_Alone_Kevin01/24/2008 11:08Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Zoolander_Blue07/23/1998 17:35Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Gladiator_Proximo12/08/2010 16:22Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@SpiderMan_Peter05/02/2007 10:51My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Inkjet_Printers01/16/2003 17:55Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Korn_Follower08/21/2000 13:56Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/03/2007 23:14Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/24/1995 06:13In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!