Why was Kansas City waiting? Because they drafted a kid with a rocket arm and decided to let him sit behind Alex Smith, unaware they had just found the future of the NFL.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Problem? No, just laughs!