Why did Clinton relate to the Mars rover? Because they both spent the year wandering around a rocky landscape trying to find signs of life in a hostile environment.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.