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2009 Classic: The Parks & Rec Quote

 Why did the admin say “Treat Yo Self”? Because she bought the expensive ink cartridges instead of the generic ones.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer07/15/2008 09:29Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl02/17/2006 07:17Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Coffee_Addict12/04/1997 02:29404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Motherboard_Max05/10/2013 18:20This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Starship_Troopers11/06/2002 05:17I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/15/2015 09:08Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Search_Scout_9911/04/2014 02:23Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Maplestory_Kid09/30/1998 12:36@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Hashtag_Master06/15/2006 17:51#funny #joke #retro #90s

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