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2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics Opening

Why was Lady Gaga singing on the Seine in the rain? To show that Paris can host the Olympics without a stadium, turning a river into a runway for models, athletes, and one very blue Dionysus.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
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2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Shohei" Documentary
Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky03/04/2004 02:00I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Pager_Guy03/29/2015 14:34Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Macarena_Dancer07/07/2012 12:04Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Antivirus_Pro05/20/1995 14:53No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Fight_Club_Member05/11/2007 22:23I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@DragonBall_Z_G01/01/2011 13:19His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Rick_Roller_0703/17/2002 07:58Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/27/2006 22:23All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Boxxy_Queen11/05/2000 05:28I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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