Why was Lady Gaga singing on the Seine in the rain? To show that Paris can host the Olympics without a stadium, turning a river into a runway for models, athletes, and one very blue Dionysus.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »
2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Shohei" Documentary
Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes "Voice"
Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!