Why was the ship so far away? To ensure that the “Supplies” arrive exactly three weeks after the mission is over.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
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Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
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Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »
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In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Virtual" Veteran
Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
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In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition
In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
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Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Saving the best laugh for last!