A guy tells a joke at a party. His wife looks at him and says, “If you tell one more ‘dad joke’, I’m going to ‘Will Smith’ you across this kitchen. Keep my sanity out of your mouth!”
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This joke is more portable than a Java app!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
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E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
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I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
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