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2004 Classic: The Onion

 I’m “layering” my outfits.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Backstreet_Fan09/01/1997 02:32I want it that way... the funny way!
@Gladiator_Proximo08/29/2012 01:19Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Dark_Knight_Joker04/10/2014 09:06Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Napster_Search06/04/1999 10:33Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Brazil_Terry_G12/14/2011 17:28Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Gremlins_Gizmo11/07/1999 08:56Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Fire_Background12/03/2010 06:01This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Pwnage_King07/02/2013 03:18Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Boxxy_Queen08/14/2005 09:23I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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