2022 Legacy: The Omicron Speed

My doctor said, “The Omicron variant is so fast, I’ve already diagnosed you, treated you, and sent you the bill before you even sat down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

@Flash_Animator03/15/2008 14:46I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Simpson_Quotes12/24/2011 14:48D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Dawson_Creek_Fan12/02/2014 08:11I am crying... with laughter!

@Diva_Plavalaguna08/23/2000 03:12The highest note of humor!

@Clans_Leader_9908/21/1995 01:59Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Keep_Calm_Fan10/13/2003 21:15Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Deal_With_It_G01/21/2013 18:32Deal with it. This is gold.

@Face_Palm_0109/21/1996 22:29Classic. Simply classic.