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2008 Vintage: The Olympic Beach Volleyball

Why was Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh-Jennings so dominant? Because they didn’t lose a single set in Beijing, proving that sand is their natural habitat.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9601/12/2012 11:16What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Web_Master_Flex07/27/2013 21:42I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green01/07/2002 05:30Super green! Hilarious!
@G_I_Joe_Real02/03/2010 21:34And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Pretty_In_Pink11/19/2002 08:38Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Frag_Master_9901/03/2001 04:56Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Cool_Story_Bro12/15/1995 13:29Actually, it IS a cool story!

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