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1995 Legacy: The “Old Glory” Ironing

Why did Mom spend all morning on the flag? To make sure that the “Wrinkles of Liberty” were strictly prohibited.

Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9611/19/2014 10:47What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Palm_Pilot_User03/04/2004 20:52Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Mean_Girls_Regina04/07/1998 21:28Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Coffee_Addict10/19/2004 07:03404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Antivirus_Pro04/18/2008 01:50No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Agent_Smith_0108/22/2002 02:21It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Success_Kid_Win10/09/1995 04:50Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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