Why did the lawyer sue the 70% alcohol gel? For “failing to sanitize his client’s criminal record.”
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
I see what you did there. Clever!
I choose to believe it’s funny.