“I’m planning the heist of the century.” “A bank?” “No, I’m trying to get the remote while she’s watching reruns.”
Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I see you... laughing!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.