Why did Barack Obama announce his run in the freezing cold of Springfield? To prove that he had enough “Hope” to stay warm without a traditional Washington coat.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.