I asked the nurse for a pillow. She gave me a stack of unfiled insurance claims. “It’s firm,” she said.
Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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