2024 Vintage: The Nurse

“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 5, but my ‘Battery Life’ is at 2%. I’m panicking.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg08/08/2006 20:02I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Java_Applet_User03/27/1998 20:10This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Space_Jam_Lola06/20/2007 09:33Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Rugrats_Tommy05/31/2001 12:22A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Liger_Owner_X10/24/2009 20:22It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Talladega_N_R05/13/1995 07:45If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Evil_Kermit_M11/07/1995 14:23Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Cool_Story_Bro02/14/2012 17:09Actually, it IS a cool story!