1996 Vintage: The Nurse

The nurse was so mean, she told me to “stop bleeding, it’s making a mess.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan05/05/2005 06:58Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Terminator_T80004/02/2012 11:39I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Clueless_Dionne02/04/2007 01:11Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/06/1998 18:32The Dude abides... this joke.

@Blink_182_Mark07/24/2008 07:51What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@BackToFuture_M03/15/2007 02:29Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Weird_Science_G02/25/1995 17:36We created a monster... of a joke!

@Marquee_Text_Fan07/06/2001 03:39<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>