Why was the monastery so creepy? Because the “Conjuring” universe decided that a demon nun is the only way to make church feel like a horror movie.
Part of the 34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
2022 Legacy: Multiversus
Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
In 2011, Halloween was a mix of epic finales and digital beginnin...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.