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2024 Vintage: The Number

 I’m “counting” my credits.

Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Silicon_Valley_Fan12/14/1995 05:19This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/02/2007 14:31I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Blink_Tag_User10/07/2005 03:39<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Best_Viewed_IE411/03/1997 11:50Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@CompuServe_Classic10/17/1995 15:32Premium humor for premium members.

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